honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
I had just gone into labour (to have a baby) when a regular client called with some last-minute and typically urgent editing he needed done. It was 10pm on a Friday night.
I explained that I was in labour and that we would be heading to the hospital.
Client: But I heard labour can take anywhere from 10-14 hours, so you should have enough time to do this edit quickly. Please?
I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing
the typical Western progressive academic … needs the dream that there is another place where they have the “authentic” revolution so that they can be authentic through an Other.